Freedom Fondling

Giving a hanjob while wearing a make America great again hat and an American flag as a cape

Kevin: ”what you do with her last night”
Andrew: ”got a freedom fondling from that girl...make sex great again!”

by Make-sex-great-again April 6, 2019

Cheese fondue

A sex act involving a number of participants. A chosen participant plays the part of the "fondue pot", laying on their back with their legs spread above their head, anus highest and spread open, while the participants ejaculate or squirt directly, or spit such fluids into the aforementioned "fondue pot". Those who wish can then dip appendages or snacks. Bon apetit!

"Sorry Jeffrey, I won't be coming in to work today. I fucked my back up participating in a cheese fondue on Saturday night."

"Hopefully everyone's down for a cheese fondue tonight, I haven't jacked off in like three weeks!"

by mad notes November 25, 2020

Pulling a Fonda

When a romantic relationship is going great with a good, nice and decent guy but you feel the need to turn and run the other way. Sometimes into the arms of a stripper or some other "bad" boy type

Ashley is Pulling a Fonda, she stopped answering Matt's text messages and started dating that creepy motorcycle guy from the corner bar.

Kate and Bill had such potential as a couple, but Kate pulled a Fonda and is dating that douchbag Kyle.

by Fonda Dixnshoes January 18, 2015

jane fonda

A wicked sexpot whom I totally would have put it to in the doggystyle back in 1972.

MS: Jane Fonda has quite the sultry mouth!

PS: Oh god, don't even remind me.

by Dark Klown XXX October 21, 2006

fondue

The act of dipping a female (preferably of asian decent) into a large repository of semen. Also known as reverse bukkake. If not performed by experts, has potential to be fatal.

Dude, 20 midgets fondued Eamon's sister last night. I saw the video...man did that chick love that sauce.

by DeesNut January 21, 2006

scooter fondel

The act of getting a scooter and putting one of the handle bars in a females vagina and the other handle bar in ur own anus
PERFERABLE IF DONE AFTER AN (SLOPPY T-REX)

Dam I scooter fondeled that hoe last night with my little brothers razor
Sloppy t-rex

by genom March 22, 2009

jane fonda

an incredibly talented actress and great person. daughter of henry fonda and sister of peter fonda. you may have seen her in klute, 9 to 5, barbarella, the china syndrome, fun with dick and jane, barefoot in the park, on golden pond or coming home, as well as many others. in addition to films, she's quite the liberal activist who isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in. jane rocks!

"Have you ever seen Klute?"
"Yeah, Jane Fonda and Donald Sutherland were great."

by rockin' skull August 24, 2005