zute flute 

a bong, something used to smoke marajuana or other drugs

He carefully hid his zute flute underneath his seat so the cop wouldnt see it when he got pulled over.

zute flute by Jetvan June 11, 2011

nose flute 

When the boogers in your nose create a whistle noise when you breathe in or out.

Dude, are you getting sick? Last night your nose flute was so loud I thought a train was coming!

nose flute by Dickle Stilskin January 18, 2018

Skin-Flute 

yo schlong muddafucker

hey roy, wut a long skinflute uve got there

Skin-Flute by jimizzle kozizzle June 25, 2005

magic flute 

A glass pipe used for smoking crack or meth.

Little Suzie walked in to her mother's bedroom, she pointed to her mom's dopepipe and said,"what's that?"Her mother replied"Honey, that is mommy's magic flute.only grownups can play the magic flute".

magic flute by J.D. DeHart September 9, 2004

meat flute 

1.a musical intrument played by fags, or sluts

I wanted to get head from sally, but she plays the meat flute to often so i dont want my dick to burn.

meat flute by Some Smart Dude December 6, 2006

douche flute 

derived frome the early 14th century wind instrument the flute, a douche flute is one who plays the flute of doucheness, henceforth making them the ultimate extreme douchiest flutist of all douches

derived from latin term(douchius playus flutius unum)

Dustin Cotner is an incredibly monstrous douche flute

douche flute by jake the snake, matt the cat, mike the dyke, and diana the banana April 21, 2004

ass flute 

There is no such thing as an ass flute.

Dean: "I wanna play your ass flute."

Jane: "There is no such thing as an ass flute."

ass flute by Jon James November 9, 2007