when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.
Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.
Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.
"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"
"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."
"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."
by goatfetus00 January 3, 2020
Get the Flamingo Dancingmug. by AllThePizzas January 10, 2022
Get the flamingomug. Flamingos usually stand on one leg with the other tucked beneath the body. The reason for this behaviour is not fully understood. One theory is that standing on one leg allows the birds to conserve more body heat, given that they spend a significant amount of time wading in cold water. However, the behaviour also takes place in warm water and is also observed in birds that do not typically stand in water. An alternative theory is that standing on one leg reduces the energy expenditure for producing muscular effort to stand and balance on one leg. A study on cadavers showed that the one-legged pose could be held without any muscle activity, while living flamingos demonstrate substantially less body sway in a one-legged posture. As well as standing in the water, flamingos may stamp their webbed feet in the mud to stir up food from the bottom.
Flamingos are capable flyers, and flamingos in captivity often require wing clipping to prevent escape. A pair of African flamingos which had not yet had their wings clipped escaped from the Wichita, Kansas zoo in 2005. One was spotted in Texas 14 years later. It had been seen previously by birders in Texas, Wisconsin and Louisiana.
Flamingos are capable flyers, and flamingos in captivity often require wing clipping to prevent escape. A pair of African flamingos which had not yet had their wings clipped escaped from the Wichita, Kansas zoo in 2005. One was spotted in Texas 14 years later. It had been seen previously by birders in Texas, Wisconsin and Louisiana.
The flamingo , common in the lakes of Lower Egypt, is not found on the Nile. A flamingo (Phoeniconaias) visits Fisherman Lake, and there are a good many species of herons.
by JoeCandiceNuts March 10, 2022
Get the Flamingomug. omg she is so annoying, she is such a flamingo hopper!!!
omg she is such an amazing person, she is such a flamingo hopper!!
omg she is such an amazing person, she is such a flamingo hopper!!
by kmjISH December 5, 2024
Get the flamingo hoppermug. Code for- “I need help. Come get me”. An explanation that a soldier is I need of assistance, is injured and needs to be rescued. Cry for help.
“Flamingo down! Flamingo down!,” Eli shouted into the phone. Meghan quickly grabbed her car keys and ran out the door.
by DaMamaNasty March 6, 2023
Get the Flamingo down!mug. everyone knows a person they would describe as a flamingo and if you don't know one your 100% homosexual
by mingothefla May 14, 2020
Get the Flamingomug. Balancing a shot glass on the tip of a penis while pouring a shot and then ramming it in some dudes ass
Poor charlie recieved a mexican flamingo durring a night out with the boys....he was never the same after that
by Noasssass88 July 20, 2022
Get the A mexican flamingomug.