Jesus’ Skin Flute

My first pipe, may it rest in pieces.

Grayson: yooo Preston wake up, we finna smoke, I got JSF ( Jesus’ skin flute )loaded and ready to go.

Preston: alright man lemme wake up

Grayson: hands it to Preston like a fucking retard and drops it.

by Swampass February 21, 2021

Skin flute salute

a (1): when the males member insists on pledging it's allegiance. (2): erection

"Johnny gave a skin flute salute to Cindy last night!"

by Strickland propane June 26, 2017

toot da flute

A man that sucks cock.

He looks like a toot da flute to me.

by jokeysmurf1969 October 12, 2009

Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

by pudgums June 26, 2009

Egyptian skin flute

cock, penis, male reproductive organ

You sir are a master of the Egyptian skin flute. (cock sucker)

by Laceless Shoe January 4, 2011

poop chute flute

When you stick your dick in a woman’s asshole, punch her in the stomach and as her anus clenches you rip your dick out out. You grab her pink sock and begin to play it like a flute. This will result in an instant orgasm as per the legend.

Dude last night I gave Tina the old poop chute flute and she came all over my bed. It was awesome.

by Drtylg1 March 5, 2020

gayer than a pink flute

adj. Very gay. An out-gayer of gay people. Flaming homosexuals look at you and say "OMG. That dude is G-A-Y!"

Kenny Chesney is gayer than a pink flute. Super cute. Too bad I hate country music.

by ChuckChaser69 May 11, 2008