fish fisting

the act of fisting ones own or someone else's fish

"if it wasn't for my lyin ass bitch wife and her slut puppy babies i'd be fish fisting right now"

by the wonederous woneder January 14, 2008

Piston Fisting

The art of shoving one whole fist in a girl's arse and the other in her vagina and ramming them in and out alternately (like a piston system)

I was piston fisting her til she blead

by Tha BIG Daddy H July 26, 2009

flinting

Farting in the bathtub and biting the bubbles

Dank was flinting the nastiest bubbles all morning long after a rigorous evening of Canadian whiskey and pokie stix... needless to say there was no more pizza in the fridge

by stashford May 12, 2008

Funting

1. Misspelt other word for swaddling material wrapped firmly around an infant,baby or politician to ensure warmth & love.

2. Blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, 'incase God sees her naked' is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(Possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)

MAN: Darling I know we've only known eachother fifteen years and are having a healthy, normal,if awfully infrequent, sexual relationship with one another but would it be ok if we could, perhaps, have sexual relations on top of the funting tonight as I've never so much as seen one of your nipples! The closest is that drawing, that I drew, ten years ago.

WOMAN: (Uninteligable gibberish to the effect of 'No,sex is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic bastard. Give me more female orgasms while I laugh at your penis & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.' etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008

finding a pencil

According to Charlie Brown, this is how to achieve happiness.

"Happiness...is...finding a pencil..."
-Charlie Brown singing some song about happiness....never heard it though; my older brother sings it and it pisses me off so much that I wanna punch that damn nucker in the face

by Dave March 28, 2004

Finding me

Fuck me so hard to the point I say daddy

I want to fuck you so hard finding me then

by Best fortnite player November 3, 2019

Light fitting

Mild covulsions

Man 1: Is that guy alright? He's shaking quite a bit..
Man 2: Dont worry, just some light fitting

by punch!uation November 21, 2010