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tit-fetus 

An abnormal growth that varies in shape or size that can be located on the breast. Requires food for sustenance and occasionally drools.
Guy1: "Wow, Did you see Laura's tit-fetus?"

Guy2: "No, I thought that was a myth"

Guy1: "Its the real deal"
tit-fetus by Prax January 31, 2008

orbital fetus 

a gifted bullshit artist (or any talented individual) that needs to get his head out his ass and make some art and/or rule the world
"yo, son, you seen Jeez aroun'" .."no, i think he went orbital fetus on us"

hamster fetus 

what you say when you are put in an awkward position and you want to change the subject quickly
Person #1: what color are you testicles?

Person #2: hamster fetus

dumpster fetus 

A fetus thrown in the garbage after a home coathanger abortion. Usually performed by young crackheads and various other female drug addicts.
I was going to name my band dumpster fetus, but figured it would be hard to book shows or sell records with a name like that.

Food Fetus 

The bloated look and feel of a stomach after consuming a large or filling meal.
Dude, those stuffed clams totally gave me a food fetus. I guess I'll be giving birth to a huge food baby tomorrow!
Food Fetus by alexayb February 19, 2011

Yeetus to the fetus and throw the child. 

Basically saying goodbye to this child and chucking it.
Mother: Babe, the child won't stop crying!
Father: Then say yeetus to the fetus and throw the child. *throws the creature away*