fortussy

womans fortnite pussy

the soccer skin has a gushy fortussy

by Pang0lin_ January 15, 2022

Bert Fergusson

When you meet a fat chick at a bar eating cheese fries, and she takes you to a park near by and gives you a blow job underneath a slide, while somebody watches you.

Man, my friend got a bert fergusson underneath a slide and I had to walk home.

by Ryas October 14, 2011

fetus

One who acts like a baby.

Tim: No fair! Those guys get all the girls!
Bill: Shut up, you fetus!

by lingo1 June 1, 2007

fetus humper

Cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.

Hugh Hefner is a fetus humper.

by Fi March 19, 2004

Fetus

A person who weighs less than 120 and who is 5"3 or shorter. Often referred to as "little people". They often travel in herds.

"Look, it's a fetus!"
"We gotta go catch it!"
"Get the net!"
"Look, it has SHOES!"

by TierneyDee January 5, 2009

Fetus Deletus

A spell for getting out of a pregnancy trap with hoes.

Fetus deletus!The baby is gone now.

by Jacob Rammingtons December 17, 2017

featus

came out of porcupine vagina, jerk-oholic, like to dance like a shawty, la cucaracha, photoshop master, sexy caramel, tweezy, parasite

Featus, where are you Featus?

The Featus Jerk today on top of CLA building.

Im going to cut the tube featus?

Featus is a parasite

by onesadpandabear February 4, 2010