Fecal Face Fender

A fecal face fender is when you fist a girls anus with no lube, going so rough that the anal muscles release covering your hand in her shit and blood. Then you rip your hand out like you're pulling a lawn mower pull start, flip the girl around and beat her face in with your blood and shit covered fist

" dude I totally gave Hailey a fecal face fender last night. She's not texting me again after that"

by Jermanjermy September 10, 2021

fecal ferret

an uphill gardener, fudge packer, turd burgler, you know what I mean

You like to wear cardigans? You're such a fucking fecal ferret!

by Charles Monkfish March 5, 2008

Fecal Frenzy

When you have explosive diarrhea

"I went into a bathroom and it was covered in shit, looks like someone had a Fecal Frenzy in there"

by BigBlackBootyOiledWithWD40 February 6, 2024

Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.

Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!

by PervyPandas June 22, 2024

fecal blinded

The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes

Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders

by BungusFlungus April 29, 2024

Fecal-Focused

That thing where your friend tells you about their brontosaurus poops, their pebble poops, and everything in between.

You tell me everything about your bowel movements; their consistency, size, frequency, etc. You’re very fecal-focused.

by Fionna Schwab April 23, 2023

fecal paralysis

Having to poop so hard you can't move.

A common occurrence of Prairie dogging it,goes hand in hand with fecal paralysis.

by Dan Jon August 16, 2016