Fecal Face

A more polite way of saying "shit head" without actually swearing.
by __________Sprout January 05, 2024
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Fecal Bomb

dude i gotta pull a fecal bomb right now

Translation: Dude i gotta poopie right now
by SuperGurustyle June 22, 2010
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fecal chatter

Discussion of one's recent bowel movements
Yesterday, Eric and I were talking about the biggest craps we'd ever taken. It was complete fecal chatter.
by Drizzah September 04, 2008
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fecal cold

A cold that is transmitted through the nose upon smelling the flatulance (Intestinal gas that’s passed from the anus.) of someone that has fallen ill. Similar to a standard cold the infected will often have a “runny” nose although the discharge will have a brown tint. Any sneezes will often have a fecal aroma as well.
Steve missed work today because of the “Fecal Cold” he caught when Jim farted while he was still contagious.
by BigJimmy82 November 14, 2018
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fecalative

Professional way of saying an idea is shitty.
Having reviewed your proposal, we found your plans quite fecalative, and therefore cannot grant the funding you seek.

What did you think of the movie? Fecalative.
by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
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Fecal Feather

When you poop into the hand of a sleeping person and tickle their nose with a feather, causing them to smear the poop on their face.

The sleeping person will then wake up and vomit everywhere, while you laugh hysterically in the corner.
Dude, I totally got em with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
by PervyPandas June 23, 2024
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Fecal Feather

When you put your poop into a sleeping person's hand, then tickle their nose with a feather.

The sleeping person will rub poop on themselves and vomit everywhere while you hysterically laugh in the corner.
Dude l totally got them with the fecal feather. They threw up on the cat!
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