mother falcon

Used as a family-friendly version of mother fucker as seen on the final episode of season 3 of the AMC show Better Call Saul.

This mother falcon just stole my sweet roll!

by Artaios June 27, 2017

ginger falcon

A red headed man child. A person that needs instructions.A person with a fro hawk.

A redheaded man child who has the propensity to be frightened of mountain lions a.k.a cougars.

That Damm ginger falcon can't be trusted.

That Ginger Falcon cried like a baby when the cougar approached him.

by 1971 nova April 23, 2018

Jonah Falcon

The dark lord, it explains it's self

The dark lord has come aka Jonah Falcon

by BrickyBrig June 5, 2018

Saltrese Falcon

A Himalayan take on the classic pink sock. Must be performed at high altitudes for obvious safety reasons. Once pink sock is achieved, immediately throw your partner into the frozen snow, producing a pink popsicle that is most enjoyable fireside, preferrebly on a falcon feather down blanket.

Dude! Last night, after we hiked all the way up to our mountain chalet, that crazy bitch, Linda, let me go straight popsicle on her asshole. It was my first ever Saltrese Falcon! I was flying so high!

by Trainius M November 23, 2018

Ebony Falcon

This is typically a black teenage male with multiple women and specializes in putting bad girls to bed

i heard that Remi is a real Ebony Falcon

by SeniorDeleter March 26, 2020

Mr. Falcon

A benign proxy for the expletive "motherfucker". Employed by American television censors in the 1990s when broadcasting the film Die Hard 2 (1990). The phrase was inserted into Bruce Willis's dialogue when he declared, "Yippy-kai-yay, motherfucker" while lying on a snowy tarmac just before he ignited a trail of jet fuel that destroyed an airliner in mid-takeoff. Compare to fighting in the alps.

"You know, Jared, after seven drinks you act like a real Mr. Falcon."

by Wolfram T. Swordfish May 19, 2017

Falcon Punch

Officially created in a south east england grammar school, falcon punch was originally a punch to a pregnant womans stomach, but the offspring of this phrase has succeeded, to the more ethical, less dangerous and practically more enjoyable FALCOOOOOOON PUNCCHH! Taking a Captain-Falcon like stance, swing the fist back and uppercut the targets rectum, a strait shot can have devestating effects; any of the following:
a) Instant case of touching cloth.
b) Instantly released fart
c) Slow build up to needing a massive crap.
d) Target instantly shits themselves.

As the venom of the falcon punch increases, the symptoms worsen. Often resulting in incapacitation. Requires FALCON PUNCHHHH to be shouted loudly whilst being carried out, or the same result is not achieved.

I need to go to the toilet, sam just falcon punched me.

Person1: FALCOOOOON PUNCH!
Person2: WHAT THE FUCK *shits themselves*

Ahh that reeks! did someone just get falcon punched or something?

by SamIsSexy. November 28, 2009