Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself April 28, 2014

Freezing Chicken

the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.

Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"

by IAmYourFada August 1, 2014

Freezing hot

When you cold on the inside, but hot on the outside do to fever or other illness.

The worst part about having the flu is being freezing hot because I can't make up my mind between the heater or the air conditioner

by LaurdaT January 18, 2015

blind freeze

spraying your windshield into direct sunlight while driving. You say you won't do it again, but you do - like brain freeze.

You typically only notice that your windshield is dirty when you face direct sunlight. But facing direct sunlight is the worst time to clean it because the water explodes into a jillion shards of light.

blind freeze
won't do it again
did it again

by Ae5Ea8 October 2, 2016

fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)

wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

fap and freeze

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.

somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

Chest-Freeze

The event that usually occurs before brain-freeze in your chest.

Chest-freeze sucks.

by ChillJammyTheEpic May 5, 2019