False Popularity

False popularity is the illusion of being popular. This is when supporters do not actually believe in the person/thing they seem to be supporting. This is often caused by the supporters feeling forced or as if they have to support someone.

*Photos*on*Facebook* "LIKE AND SHARE IF YOU LOVE GOD; KEEP SCROLLING IF YOU WANT TO BURN IN HELL". This makes most people feel like they have to like and share the photo, thus making this false popularity.

by polarbearjockey November 27, 2012

Falsee

When you've had a late night out getting drunk but you wake up early with seemingly a ton of energy. So you get up and go about your day only to suddenly feel a huge energy drop, normally after you have eaten.

It's essentially a late hang-over.

(Pronounced False-E or False-E's)

Tom: "I was out really late last night with Dan and Gary but I woke up super early and I feel brilliant"

Dan: "Nah, mate. Don't fall for it. You've got the falsee's!"

....2 hours later

Tom: "I'm feeling so drained, I need to sleep so bad."

Dan: "Told ya it was a falsee!"

by Dandonian December 9, 2012

false bottom

When a person holds their legs together and is penetrated, from behind, just below the genitalia. This would give the penetrator the same feeling as if they are actually inside the receiver.

She wanted to remain a virgin until marriage, so she created a false bottom for Chaz.

by MarshallArts December 13, 2014

False Flexing

When you spend an excessive amount of money in order to look wealthier than you are.

Guy 1: "Hey, you heard Griffin bought a Gucci belt?"

Guy 2: "Hey, you heard he spent his whole paycheck on it?"

Guy 1: "Oh. He's false flexing."

by NBAslimeboy January 27, 2017

False Nostalgic

Reminiscent of an era or time period you weren't born into.

"Man damn, Stranger Things has me so false nostalgic right now."

by ontoroni April 17, 2017

false clarity

that state of mind at 2:04 AM when you think you feel good and you want and need to do something, but you really should just go to sleep, actually you should've done so four hours ago

i'm not sure if i'm doing myself any good by staying up at night writing this, maybe this is just me having a moment of false clarity of mind and i really really should just stop because I'm clearly not in the position to make rational, good and healthy decisions for myself RIP i'll sleep tomorrow
oh wait, it's tomorrow

RIP

by personalcomputer May 30, 2017

false start

An alternate term for premature ejaculation. Based off of the penalty in football where an offensive player moves after being set but before the snap.

I wanted to have sex with that girl but I committed a false start during foreplay, so it ended up not happening.

by Devveyovich December 24, 2017