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Finishing Each Other’s Farts

When old folks in a long-term marriage are so attuned to each others needs and so productive of flatus that they’re able to finish each other’s farts. Literally.

Not to be confused with:
> Fart Finish - When you determine the winner of a race using a puff of colored gas instead of a photograph
> Fart Finnish - The Scandinavian practice of keeping a fishbone in your anus so that farts come out silently
Looking in the Time Machine, what did I see?Tommy and Tammy, sitting in a tree. First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then they’re struggling to get up the stairs in their old house, hand-in-hand, finishing each other’s farts.

Respect.
by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018
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Finish Spot

I love jerking off in a room with a sleeping female friend. I always have a finish spot.
by krongar August 29, 2015
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Finished

"Yo that Jayson Amado guy is finished"
by Inty77 February 13, 2022
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milky-finish

Just fucking down an entire jug of chocolate milk while cumming inside of your partner. Similar to a blumpkin but not as gross.
Sean: My milky-finish was ruined last night after I bought a jug of fat free chocolate milk.

Tobey (Maguire): Pizza Time
by z_EcHo October 7, 2018
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fragrant finish

When your partner farts on your crotch (little spoon) whilst you’re the big spoon

Can also be used for when going down on your partner and they fart whilst they cum or vice versa
Yeah dude, that girl was cool but she gave me a fragrant finish and now I can’t look at her the same”
by PearleF March 4, 2025
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Finnish Finish

When you cum you spill your load into a snow cone and slam it in your girls mouth with your Johnson like a Finnish KP-m/44 submachine gun bolt.
“Hey did you hang out with Jessica last night?”
“Yeah, we boned and I gave her the ol’ Finnish Finish.”
by TheAnimalMother912 November 20, 2020
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Flem Finish

When a man ejaculates into his partners meat wallet with out letting them know. Afterward the man plays it off as if he never fully came, while his partner is still unaware that a giant load resides in her
Hey man, I was really tired and wanted to go to bed last night so i Flem Finished my girlfriend then rolled over
by tbone03081989 May 19, 2016
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