Finnish Delivery

Ejaculating on a fish, and then slapping a woman with said fish. Usually accompanied by the stating of the titular phrase.

Scene: HUSBAND comes home from work and kisses WIFE on cheek.
HUSBAND: Honey, why do you smell like fish?
WIFE: It definitely isn't because our Puerto Rican pool-boy gave me a Finnish Delivery.

by A.D.Allison May 17, 2008

finishing the job

the job in question is ejaculating during sexual intercourse. the origin of the phrase also relates to breen, in particular his inability to finish the job on two non-consecutive occasions.

the first time was with a rank year ten slut who was probably so loose that no friction was created, and therefore no-one would've been able to finish any kind of job up in there. this also led josh to make 'breen' calls on the female in question, but i digress...

the other time was when he was receiving head from his 'so-called girlfriend' (that's a direct quote) and he was unable to come. his excuse - he'd been so excited at the prospect of getting head that he had to wank.

what a fucking animal.

breen is totally incapable of finishing the job.

of course you won't be able to finish the job if you mazz before getting head.

by not michael, that's for sure November 12, 2004

Finisher

A female or male that was involved in a sexual encounter but their partner failed to bring them to an orgasm. Therefore leading them to go "finish" the job themselves.

The sex with John last night was so lame i ended up doing a "finisher" in the bathroom.

by Jaycee2009 March 18, 2009

are you quite finished?

A question asked, usually rhetorically, after someone has finished talking/shouting at you about something they are very passionate about. It is used to show that you are bored of the topic and that you don't care about it. Can be used to try to calm a situation down. Either that or it is said out of frustration or annoyance or sheer incredulity. The best thing about 'are you quite finished?' is that the person usually shuts up once it has been said.

An indirect form of mockery.

Person 1: ...and so it's just RIDICULOUS! *seethes*
You: Are you quite finished? -_-

OR

Person 1: ...and I love it SO MUCH!! :D :D :D

You: Are you quite finished?

by tirocno February 28, 2011

Finnish Rucksack

The Finnish Rucksack describes a vertical (standing-up) version of the traditional sex position 69 where the male participant is hanging upsidedown on his partner performing oral sex whilst receiving oral sex himself. However, for this to qualify as a Finnish Rucksack (in stead of it just being a vertical 69) the hanging man has to be pale and blond, almost resembling a large, unbaked loaf of white bread.

"Dude, I did a Finnish Rucksack on this wrestler chick I met last night. It was awesome - she had no problem carrying me..."

by Jukka Santala March 22, 2010

finishing rag

Any sort of towel, cloth, tissue or sock etc. that a male uses to complete the final stage of his masturbatory act, eliminating mess and/or assisting in clean up afterwards. Can be for one-off use or reused multiple times.

Tom- "Hey man, what's this crusty towel lying under your bed?"

Jeff- "Oh, that's just my finishing rag."

Tom- "Nice!"

by getgaydude March 7, 2013

Finisher's Anxiety

A condition where a person has no problems working on a project and completing the majority of it, but becomes wary, lazy, or just stops altogether when close to completion.

Not to be confused with procrastination.

Johnny: "Hey man, I saw you were pretty close to finishing your essay due tomorrow a few days ago. Can I check it out?"

Sam:"Nah, I still haven't finished it yet."

Johnny:"What? But you wrote most of it in like 30 minutes!"

Sam: "Can't help it bro, Finisher's Anxiety."

by Xerebann April 18, 2014