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D.I.F.F.

A person who is willing to
Do.It.For.Free
A ho...skank..or just someone who'll lick their lips
while droppin it to the floor
Ashley: Hey invite her to your party

Jessica: Hell no..shes such a d.i.f.f., she'll probably
dance on the tables and take everyone back to her hotel..that ho
by D.I.F.F. Headquarters June 24, 2008
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F.O.R.D

by Billy Carlson August 31, 2006
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D Triple F

D Triple F (Noun)- D Triple F is short for Dick Fuck Fat Face, this word is used to describe someone that is an extraordinarily large douche bag that is preferably of large proportion.
1. Damn it... Zac is such a D Triple F.
2. Fuck you, D Triple F!
by Chuck a.k.a. Guppy April 11, 2009
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D.U.F.F

D.U.F.F stands for designated ugly fat friend
Kassie wants to feel good about herself so she has a D.U.F.F
by Nick November 22, 2004
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F.I.S.D.

Flirted, inserted, squirted and deserted.

When a man/woman hits a "rough patch" and needs to get one off they find a human being capable of sexual intercourse, and proceed to follow the a fore mentioned steps. They flirt, they then insert, following that they squirt (projectile or internally), finally they desert.

Advice: Have a psuedoname prepared, as well as phone number.
Dude i totally broke my streak last night when i F.I.S.D. this girl bad.
by The Rowdy Teenager April 18, 2009
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F.I.W.D.

Friend I Would Do....(pronounced FOOD) A friend that you've NEVER had sexual relations with, but sometimes wonder "what if"....
Hey Andi, I went to Starbucks with Chris MacAvey last night.
For REAL Re? Damn....he's F.I.W.D.
You know it girl! Sweet sweet candy!!!
by Andi June 10, 2006
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D.W.F.S.

Acronym for Driving While Fucking Stupid: The term used for someone driving in the fast lane at or under the speed limit with their left turn signal on.
Interstate 95

Passenger: What the hell is wrong with this guy in front of us?

Driver: He must be D.W.F.S. because he's been driving 55 in the fast lane with his left blinker on for the last 1/2 mile.
by propack April 7, 2011
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