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The greatest boyfriend ever

Usually what dozy, half-conscious, in-a-daze teenage girls say about every boy they go out with, often on facebook (in their status or on their profile page).

This is usually followed by 'I hate x', 'x is the worst boyfriend ever' or 'how could x/he do this to me?'. These comments are usually brought on by the guy dumping her after a good long run, and because the girl is so blinded by love, she fails to realise that teenage relationships were never meant to go anywhere further than a couple of weeks of teen sex because most guys are smart enough to know that the girl they choose to go out with has a long list of flaws that would make her incompatible in a proper adult relationship with them, and are only interested in the short run, as they should be.
Girl 1 - OMG he's the greatest boyfriend ever!

Girl 2 - Chillax, you've been going out for like a week.

A month later.

Girl 1 - OMG I hate him! He's the worst boyfriend ever! *Cries*

Girl 2 - Well what do you expect? It's not as if you were going to get married...
by Urban Dictionary Upper February 18, 2010
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Coolest Guy Ever

Coolest Guy Ever: Hey, I just got a new Xbox360, anyone want to play?
Random1: Xbox? GAY, no. Why the hell would I-
Coolest Guy Ever: I have a PS3 as well, if you would prefer, I also have tickets to The Avengers.
Random2: Can I go?
Coolest Guy Ever: Sure.
Random2: Sweet! Let me just get my Shield!
Coolest Guy Ever: On second thought, hey Random1, lets go before Random2 gets back...
by OhWowYouAgain November 4, 2012
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The best person ever

A person who is fun, caring and exciting to be with.Usually has a pleasing personality and makes people feel comfortable around them!
Wow my friend is the best person ever she's so positive,kind and helps people whenever she can I just love her!
by Navie28 February 2, 2020
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said no one ever

a phrase spoken after something is said that is highly ridiculous/ improbable/unlikely to occur
"Pam Anderson's boobs are too small" said no one ever.
by SheaShay May 1, 2013
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best invention ever

The Bong.
The physics of this device are purely brilliant, allowing stoner's to smoke in style instead of burning our mouths and lips smoking joints.
The bong is fully the best invention ever.
by Diego September 29, 2003
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Best sex ever

The type of sex you’d pay for that can only be experienced through actual physical sexual encounters involving you and the opposite sex and gender
I bet Dominic and shawntae be having the best sex ever

Nah foreal mane or she just be breaking dominic off
by ffffffffuck me 2020 May 16, 2022
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