Eraculation

Term describing an incident whereby you ejaculate in the same instance as your penis begins to become erect.

Rob:'Ah man, sophia just gave me a lapdance and i eraculated....'
D:'An eraculation can be a very distressing thing to happen....'

by D-H-Man June 28, 2008

Ejaculatory Justice

When a girl with whom one had an intimate relationship with cheated on the boyfriend so he ejaculates into her face after sexual intercourse and accompanies it with a phrase like "get owned!" or "Justice!" and then immediately breaks up with her while her face is covered with white justice.

Samantha cheated on me so I gave her some ejaculatory justice by jizzing in her face and said get owned!

by The Reginald August 5, 2012

eggnog emasculation

Drinking too much eggnog to the point where you damage your urinary tract.

Damn he got an eggnog emasculation.

by iwasgroundedforsayingfrick November 30, 2019

Premature Evacuation

Running for the door of your classroom as the clock ticks 1 minute too early for lunch.

We almost prematurely evactuated trig today. (Premature Evacuation)

by Dierks36 September 8, 2009

Ejawculation

i-jawrk-yuh-ley-shuhn

When something is so delicious that you dribble, or 'ejawculate'.

Example 1:
Guy: 'Dude, that is a lot of ejawculation.'
Dude: 'This lasagna just tastes so damn good.'

Guy: Aww man that burger was so delicious i ejawculated all down my shirt.

Girl: 'Did you ejawculate already?'
Guy: 'I'm sorry, this has never happened to me before.'

by MorbidPig February 16, 2010

evaculation

When a male orgasms so intensely he inadvertantly defecates on his partner

Only Three seconds AND he shit on my leg; God I hate premature evaculation.

by The Marquis J September 18, 2017

Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment

The moment of euphoria that one experiences when watching the silky smooth dishes, swishes, and crossovers of Chicago Bulls superstar and legend Ben Gordon. This feeling many times mimics the feeling of orgasm that one may experience during sexual intercourse. Symptoms include, momentarily loosing control of all bodily functions, spilling beer on ones self in excitement, and rapid heart palpitations.

Wow, did you just see Ben Gordon leave LeBron James in the dust on that cross over!! I just had a Ben Gordon Ejaculatory Moment!

by Mark Lewinthal March 7, 2008