Dylan 

A peice of shit who eats your toes in your sleep and makes out with your dog when your not looking. He is a dirty freaking pervert and hates anyone who isn't exactly like him. He can be classified as a bitch, although he's a guy (or so he SAYS).

I literally may shoot Dylan any minute now.

Dylan by Bradley Jacobs September 30, 2011

dylan 

dylans are the most amazing people on earth. they are generally great boyfriends and amazing reliable friends. A dylan has an amazing sense of humour and can make u smile at any time. They can be also very loving and sweet. If you ever need someone to talk to you should get yourself a dylan. A dylan is the sort of guy you can always joke around with and have a good time. They're really easy to fall in love with and once you do it'll be hard to get over them. Dylans tend to have an interesting taste in music. They hate horror movies too. Dylans are very out there and just the type of person everybody needs. Get yourself a dylan!

Maddie: hey liv do you love dylan?
Liv: yeah a lot! He's so sweet

dylan by bingbongcandy12 May 16, 2017

dylan 

dylan is a simp who is always on the bottom of girls and sometimes boys cause hes weird like that he has no friends and calls kids helpline just to talk to someone cause hes lonely and is super skinny and has no muscle even a 4 year old could kick his ass he got dropped by his brother

dylan is a simp

dylan by street smart Tyrone April 28, 2020

Dylan 

Guy with huge dick and girls over him to suck his cock
He's fuckin awesome and when you see a Dylan then you should fuck his brains out if ur a hot chick.

Megan fox: I want to fuck Dylan today

Dylan by yomama5299 October 5, 2011

dylan 

Dylan is probably the gayest straight personne you'll meet. He claims he's straight and he acts very white but his snapchat pictures with dicks in his mouth convince us other wise. Dylan is NOT a good personé deep inside. Infact he is a terrible personé. Dylan is gay and theirs not denying it . He's also going through a phase. Phase where everything turns him on, including trees, twenty four seven.

He is soooo Dylan ( he is soooo gay )

dylan by Katietp3 February 9, 2017

Dylan 

Very cute and strong boys, and love the most they will do anything for girls in a relationship, if you mess with a Dylan you get beat up very very cute guys.

Dylan farted

Dylan is a sweet sexy boy

Dylan is the best

Dylan by Princess bubblegum May 21, 2016

dylan 

they call him BIG D for a reason. he has a kraken cock and can destroy a pussy in less than 0.000001 seconds.

Girl: Fuck me like a Dylan would
Guy: They call me Dylan for a reason
Girl: Fuck your name is actually Dylan. that dick is too big for me :/
Guy: too late *takes off pants*

Girl: already past out cause the dick was so good.

Guy: Thats what i call cum drunk.

dylan by Solbae February 5, 2017