by white nigga candy October 15, 2014

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."
by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016

The dolphin switch is a metaphorical "switch" that can be flicked when one wishes to change their sexuality at the drop of a hat.
Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?
Born of the concept that Dolphins can "switch" between safe sex and unprotected sex whenever they so wish - so why wouldn't they be able to switch sexualities?
Aww man...that guy's so hot....but I'm dating Amanda!" "Dude...just flick the Dolphin Switch!" "Aww man, didn't think of that. Click. Done!
by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010

by Syntax1985 December 20, 2014

The asshole of someone who isnt into anal. You put your dick to close to it and they make a sound like a dolphin
I went to stick it in her ass only to find out she had a dolphin hole. she started making that sound like an excited dolphine and trying to get away from me
by pr0toc0l April 23, 2016

by lol memes m8 69 August 30, 2015

when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!
bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .
SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.
SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.
by mrham4444 April 11, 2014
