Dane

Dane is a funny guy that couldn’t care less about what happens to himself but if you fuck with the few things he cares about he will rip your esophagus out and shove it up your ass. He spends too much time looking at his phone and is very socially awkward, and is probably extremely depressed unless he is around his friends. His parents might hate him, but he hates them even more. He’s the kind of person to throw himself in front of a train to keep the two people in this world that he cares about safe. He is the kind of person you will be friends with and never want to let go.

Wow. Dane is so funny and such a great friend

by Reekid September 25, 2019

daNet

The InterNet, to a High Tech Red Neck.

bubba: How long ya been on daNet?
htrn: I been on daNet since 1991.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

Claire Danes

A rather pretty and convincingly female actress who, due to a genetic defect, was born was a penis. It is approximate ten inches in length, three in diameter at the shaft, and was used to make Nick Stahl scream like a little bitchboy while filming Terminator 3.

-Claire Danes is really hot.
-Yeah, but she has a dick.
-I don't care. I'd suck it.
-...Gay."

by Blorpfuck July 12, 2011

Dane Cook

A fairly funny comedian who's humour can sometimes be very disturbingly close to the listener's thoughts about society. He has had several comedy albums and a few tv specials, but unfortunately has a rather lackluster film career. Lots of people love him, but everybody hates his worshipping audience, who seem to laugh at the least funny statements, mostly because it is made of 90% women who just want to have sex with him.

"I wanna fuck Dane Cook!" -any girl from age 15 to 30.

"That Dane Cook is a silly bitch.

"This fucking audience is getting on my nerves. -anyone listening to a Dane Cook album

by Quaff May 8, 2008

Dane Cook

The funniest douchebag on the planet.

From the good ("You've just driven into Fuckville") to the bad (the "superfinger"), Dane Cook is nevertheless an enjoyable act.

by Injectable August 8, 2008

Dane

The cockiest piece of shit you will ever meet in your life. He believes he is better than everyone. He is an athletic kid but he also thinks he is the most athletic out of everyone.

Dane just said he was the best at everything... again.

by guy man guy January 9, 2016

Danes

Citizens of the small, bigoted European country, Denmark. Denmarkians or Danes as they are sometimes mistakenly called, are racists that like poking fun at other cultures, especially cultures in the middle-east or Africa.

Danes are Denmarkians and full of crap

by Greg Denmark December 26, 2010