Seating disorder

Common in restaurants - you can't get out because they're perched on the edge with the seat too far back as a result.

Usually affects women.

"Dude I can't get out, her chair's too far out"
"Yeah, she's got a serious seating disorder."

by Aydin Ali February 2, 2008

NPC Disorder

Closely linked to npc energy it is a more extreme case whereby the person suffering finds themselves standing in one place doing one thing (or maybe nothing) for hours on end, only speaking when spoken to and repeating a set line over and over

Person 1: “how long have they been there?”
Person 2: “I don’t know, I think they have NPC Disorder”

by Gnomlord2512 June 15, 2020

Post-Slut Disorder

The feeling you get after breaking up with a slut. This includes reminiscing, regret, and flashbacks of things you've done with her.

"Dude, I can't stop thinking about her. It was such an amazing night... but I should completely forget about her. She's such a dirty whore... Ugh. I can't get over my Post-Slut Disorder."

by als21 December 12, 2009

Discord

a place of memes, screaming, stupid rules, endless judgement, and most importantly: unprotected NSFW chat groups

come to my discord group or I will slit your throat open and dance in your blood

by TheBurningBox May 31, 2018

Generalized Anxiety Disorder

A mental illness that involves excessive, exaggerated anxiety and worry about everyday life events. It differs from regular anxiety in the way that little worries are over analyzed to the point of a possible anxiety attack which is very similar to a panic attack.

Some symptoms are:
fatigue
ongoing worry
unrealistic view of problems
headaches
sweating
trembling
difficultly concentrating
being easily startled
insomnia

AKA: GAD

"I wasn't able to finish my paper because I saved it until the last minute and I had an anxiety attack because I have generalized anxiety disorder."

by Syren Summers April 30, 2007

Bipolar Poop Disorder

Similar to Bipolar Mood Disorder, a person with Bipolar Poop Disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper shit.

Patient: I had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week I had bad diarrhea, and now I'm constipated again.

Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.

by Schnitterbit August 28, 2011

Obsessive Disney Disorder or O.D.D.

A psychological issue where going to Disney or memories of Disney are constantly on the brain. The person can often be found smiling for no reason, looking at All Access Disney and searching the Disney site on their computer for dining reservations, resorts, entertainment, fastpasses, dining plan, etc.

Symptoms of O.D.D.: 1. Constantly planning and booking new Disney trips. Most commonly planning your next trip as you are flying/driving home from Disney. 2. Daydream of family fun and laughter on rides, watching parades and the shows you love to watch over and over. 3. Extreme cravings for Dole Whips, Funnel Cakes, Mickey's pretzels and ice cream.

I have a severe case of Obsessive Disney Disorder or O.D.D.

by All Access Disney April 12, 2016