diddlebones

To have absolutely nothing in possesion but your own skeleton.

"Dude, your aunt's so poor, she ain't got nuttun. Just diddlebones.

by Jake the Home Slice September 16, 2009

diddleable

adj. Describes a member of the opposite (or same) gender, whom one would consider worthy of one's affections or sexual advances.

adj. The condition of reduced mental or physical faculties (i.e. drunk or asleep) which allows someone to acquire an out-of-their-league piece of ass.

"Wow, Katie is looking quite diddleable tonight!", said Shannon.

"She seems pretty diddleable tonight. I bet I can throw it in her once she passes out, or maybe even before then!"

by Spackle In Your Colon December 3, 2009

diddlefest

A shitshow hosted by the summer students annually in which everyone DIDDLES all night together while dancing.

Bob: "Are you going to diddlefest?"
Jack: "What's diddllefest?"
Bob: "Oh it's just a shitshow where everyone gets hammered and diddles eachother while dancing."
Jack: "I'll be there!"

by ShibbyDorp November 7, 2010

daddler

a dad that is bald (or going bald) and very child-like who thinks dad jokes are cool but has mastered nothing but grilling

did you see that photo of merissa? she looked like a complete daddler.
yeah, she only knew how to grill how embarrassing!!

by radxsarah March 22, 2016

Diddle Doodle

Something to say when you are mad but don't wanna swear
Another form could be Diddly Doodly

"UGH! YOU DIDDLE DOODLE!"
"You are such a Diddle Doodle."

by ThatRandomChild July 1, 2018

Diddle my bits

Finger me

I want you to diddle my bits!

by Morethanroyal May 17, 2018

diddle

to get it on but not to far, just to the point where u can tell ur mom, kissing wit tongue

Reanne and Zach didn't diddle but it was expected to happen.

by $waggod May 15, 2019