dick

what the fuck is your problem sicko you have nothing better to do but look up dick on a website you kno what the fuck a dick is especially if your a guy and if your a woman go ride one cause you need it if your looking it up...p.s its a penis duhh...lol =)

a. im so horny i wanna suck my own dick
b. your a fuckin dick
c. girl you need some dick in your life

by Alee-lee babes July 25, 2009

dick

slang for the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.

"That male mammal used his dick for copulation and for urinary excretion"

by Joshy Berger March 21, 2008

Dick

Often thought to be the male sexual reproductive organ, it is actually a cave mans beard. Licked clean by the female, the caveman then grunts to show his manly hood before stroking his dick.

You man, look at that guys dick! I want one, but i can't grow it!

by mattizle May 16, 2005

DiCKS

a way of saying "Didymium,Carbon, Potassium,Sulfer" by loler, which is dumb and retarded

yo my gee, i had some DiCKS and it was amazing!!
oh yeah abby? look at my DiCKS BICH

by AshliiiC November 13, 2019

Dick

A delicate meat scepter during its placid state, nonetheless, that skewer can turn into the toughest of spears when sexually excited, thus, impaling any female genitalia on its way.

"He is probably lying about his dick size" said Emma to Jemma.
"Just like all men do" Replied Jemma before they both burst into laughter.

by ADEDD April 18, 2019

Dick

The thing underneath your leg. Oh wait you can’t see it because it’s too small.

Your dick is small

by Dyhvddfyy February 12, 2020

Dick

1) Logan Paul

2) Slang for the Penis, the male reproductive and urinary organ

3) A derogatory word for an annoying or stupid person

Kid 1: (Spits piece of gum on Kid 2)
Kid 2: Stop being a dick!

by Thicc_doggo June 13, 2018