dick

what the fuck is your problem sicko you have nothing better to do but look up dick on a website you kno what the fuck a dick is especially if your a guy and if your a woman go ride one cause you need it if your looking it up...p.s its a penis duhh...lol =)

a. im so horny i wanna suck my own dick
b. your a fuckin dick
c. girl you need some dick in your life

by Alee-lee babes July 25, 2009

dick

slang for the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.

"That male mammal used his dick for copulation and for urinary excretion"

by Joshy Berger March 21, 2008

Dick

Often thought to be the male sexual reproductive organ, it is actually a cave mans beard. Licked clean by the female, the caveman then grunts to show his manly hood before stroking his dick.

You man, look at that guys dick! I want one, but i can't grow it!

by mattizle May 16, 2005

Dick

The thing underneath your leg. Oh wait you can’t see it because it’s too small.

Your dick is small

by Dyhvddfyy February 12, 2020

Dick

Means pizza

I love dick

by Steve mother ape ass February 6, 2020

Dick

Dick

Dick

by candieee April 27, 2017

Dick

The magic wand that makes babies

“Mom how did you get that baby?”

“I used the Dick! It’s a magic wand!”

by Ihaveeyelashes69 November 15, 2019