dial the doctor

A term for female masturbation

“I don’t wanna go out clubbing tonight, I’ll just stay home and dial the doctor”

by CowboyRoy December 30, 2022

Dick Dial

When you accidentally call someone when your phone is in the front pocket.

“Is this a booty call?”

No, my bad. It was dick dial!

by Ctoff February 17, 2024

Dial-Up Modem

A computer that requires a telephone line to communicate to another machine on the other side and do a data transfer, often times connected to a PC for use

Person 1 (An newbie): "The Dial-Up modem made weird sounds while I waited for it to connect to the Internet....."

Person 2 (An expert): "Oh don't worry! It's speakers makes these sounds because it's built like a telephone and those sounds are analog signals being turned back into data signals just like the SSTV technology! But these sounds are to check if the connection has problems."

by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024

Dial pussy

When her pussy smells like the hand soap (commonly dial brand) in your bathroom and you know she used it to “freshen up”.

Something else was very fishy when I smelled that dial pussy.

by Forklift Certified December 25, 2020

Dark Dial

dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)

I dark dialed my most recent Tinder fling and he has since ghosted.

by darkdial January 6, 2017

So dial up.

Dated. So last millennium. A reference directed at those old enough to remember having to access information on the internet with a dial up modem.

Hey Dad, stop typing the acronym LOL, it's so dial up.

by Auntie Madz November 20, 2011

Dick dial

When one is wearing a wet bathing suit and your phone is laying on your lap and your penis suddenly gets the urge to dial your buddy Kyle.

“Hey, my bad bro. That was a dick dial.”

“It’s all good man. It happens to me all the time.”

by Sandman1996 July 23, 2022