defrosted lemon

A sour situation made even worse.

She broke up with me, and then revealed that she had given me syphilis. What a defrosted lemon.

by thePiPatel April 26, 2023

Defrosted lemons

"Defrosted lemons" is a term used to describe a parchingly refreshed feeling someone gets from any event. Usually the subject whose "lemons" are being "defrosted" are in between the two words.

When my friend does something mildly impressive, you could say:
"Oh wow, that totally defrosted my lemons", or "You really just defrosted lemons, damn".

by Anonononomouse May 6, 2023

Defrag

When a person finishes a busy/heavy day of doing something and needs to switch off. Usually done watching videos alone in silent or any task where they can collect their thoughts in a lazy manner.

Although a shortened version of defragmentation, it is used for a more personal use.

What a hard day at work, I need to defrag watching TikTok’s.

by Grizzlebear22 June 17, 2023

Defrauded

I signed paperwork saying that there wouldn't be any retard sex and there was, in fact, retard sex you fucking clown.

Hym "Yeah, go spit on some homeless veterans or something you misandrist. I was defrauded. Not reporting her makes me complicit, as far as the law is concerned, and my own willingness to give her the benefit of the doubt preventing me from reporting it. So fuck you. Enjoy the theocracy. I'll be dead after the child murder."

by Hym Iam July 22, 2024

Defrauded

Oh no Theo Von! Oh no! You're being stolen from!? Your content is being pilfered and it's losing you millions? OH NO! But... What... I mean... You stole my joke about guys dating 500 pound women because their dicks are too big after watching whatever recording Jamhal posted about me without my explicit consent or knowledge but aside from that... WHAT COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY DONE TO DESERVE THAT!? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SUCH A THING TO A GUY WHO STOLE A JOKE OFF OF THE LIL DICKY TV SHOW AND TOLD IT AS HIS OWN? OH NO GUYS! This is terrible! Go over to Theo Von's channel and help him out immediately guys! #JusticeforTheo. We need to do our part to speak out about stuff like this because IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE! GO! Go over there now! Help him! Help him immediately!

Hym "Oh no! Theo Von is being defrauded! You know what? Nevermind. Just ignore him and refuse to acknowledge that that is happening to him. That's probably the right call. Actually, don't even acknowledge HIM. And not me Hym but HIM him. Don't acknowledge him. Don't acknowledge what's happening to him. Just ignore him. He just wants attention."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2023

Defty

a fucking idiot

Borris johnson is a fucking defty

by danielcruden September 20, 2023

deeryck

A Good loving, handsome, caring young black man. All of them are people who care for someone and would pick someone else before them. All around beautiful man.

Deeryck Pérez

by Furgoychtgj November 20, 2023