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An actual propper definition for once in my life

When an defition in the urban dictionary isn't a joke definition
Hey what the defiention for Pokimane
Well it quite negitive
Wow it An actual propper definition for once in my life
by EmberGoWild March 27, 2022
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Your first definition

You don’t know what to type. You hope you get accepted. What should my name be. What do i do.
You: Have you made your first definition on urban dictionary?
Your friend: what’s urban dictionary?
You: *kills friend.
by That 1 Guy May 10, 2022
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Star of Deception

Famous star located in the Milky Way Galaxy exactly 420 degrees left from the Big Dipper. To be able to see the star you must first input up, down, up, down, left, right, jump, left crouch, down, up, EXACTLY at 23:45 and you must do all those inputs within 6 frames. Afterwards you wait 9 days and at the exact same location you input, down, down, jump, and you will see a cutscene, (Spoilers) then look up and you will see a bright shiny star and unlocked the achievement called "Deceived".
*Do you see that star over there*
"Where"
*Its right there in that corner*
"Where"
*Points at nothing*
"What"
*Thats the star of deception"
by 私肉 May 8, 2023
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Don’t accept this exact definition

By accepting this definition you’re agreeing to pay me 1000$ per month for doing nothing, giving me your first born child to work on plantations, destroying the US government and giving me all the secret information that US government have.

By braking any of this contract’s rules you will be forced to pay me 10 million dollars now or pay me 50% of all your earnings for 30 years.
UD Mod: Oops I accidentally accepted this “Don’t accept this exact definitiondefinition
Me: 😀
by WhatTheFuckingFuckWhatTheFuck September 15, 2022
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defecation altercation

Essentially, a "shit fight". A defecation altercation is an expression of extreme anger and frustration. Occasionally, it may be synonymous with "shit fit", or the throwing of feces.
That's it, we're gonna' have a defecation altercation. Betch.
by anonyfawks August 5, 2010
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Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day

A phrase by Mark Goldbridge. Means defending terribly just like the melted Easter eggs.
For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!
by Mattw1108 May 19, 2021
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