Self defensed

Verb. The action of a white man killing a minority with no repercussions by claiming self defense. (Kyle Rittenhouse)

Person 1: I’m going to the BLM protest later today.
Person 2: I hope you don’t get self defensed.

by nefariousone November 23, 2021

max defense mode

When Mary tries to proof she's right saying total bullshit

Mary got into max defense mode, she must be fucking crazy

by Elona Muzzgy February 28, 2023

Tower Defense

A type of game where you defend against waves of enemies attempted to attack an end point in a path. Instead of attacking the enemies yourself, you have 'towers' that will attack them for you with positions chosen by you. In almost all of these games you can upgrade these towers to make them stronger. The most popular tower defense games are often made by Auckland based company Ninjakiwi with their series of tower defense games since 2007 and their most recent tower defense game BTD Battles 2 or just Battles 2 in 2021.

A: Wanna play some tower defense games?
B: Yeah sure.

by yogha May 28, 2023

Dead Chewbacca Defense

Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.

Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.

by Jordrake December 5, 2010

Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

The Hitler Defense

A tactic used by people to make other look bad, claiming if they would still believe in their viewpoint if Adolf Hitler was involved. Either they back out of their arguement, or they side with Hitler. An instant-win card for assholes who can't make a counterargument.

Person 1: I believe everyone should have a second chance.
Person 2: Oh really, so Hitler should get a second chance as well?
Person 1: Ah, The Hitler Defense... I'm not gonna waste my time with you.

by Mr. Enderman September 6, 2025

defensive cinnamon back

a person who caps alot and loves xxxtentacion and who looks like a cinnamon roll

this boy smurky is a defensive cinnamon back

by gvrdxn December 11, 2019