Danish

1. A people from Denmark or Greenland.

2. An indecipherable language.

You don't want to be Danish.

by VincGuy March 24, 2018

Danish Beast

The perfect man for a scorpio

Daayum gurl, look at that Danish Beast!

by BEDB April 23, 2020

Danish tickle

Where a danish man comes and tickle your ear with his penis to make you sleep better

Flop: "You have you heard of the danish tickle? it makes you sleep better"
Gallows: "Yeah i had a big one come visit me last night!"

by thedanishman69 November 4, 2020

Danish Offense

Pretending like you have a chance against the much bigger person, and going face first into the fight, only to get stomped by him within seconds. Much like the Danes, during WW2, did against the much stronger Germany and their invasion of the country.

Boy 1: "Man I saw you go in against that bigger dude - you got absolutely slaughtered."
Boy 2: "Yeah I know, I pulled out the Danish Offense. Shouldn't have done that."

by fjgsteff July 20, 2019

Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020

danish ahram

The useless person in a group. They tried to fit in into a group so that he can become one of them. He tries to act but fails to do it. People proudounces his name wrongly. He purposely wants to find fault with others.

He: “ You look at that Danish Ahram guy”
The group: “ You suck”

by Danish Ahram January 4, 2018

Danish oil

The sweat that congeals under your balls

I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn

by WhiteFIash December 13, 2022