Dusty Bakery

When a pregnant woman preforms sexual acts with an elderly man

Yo, my i caught my boss banging my pregnant wife, talk about a dusty bakery

by GetHighWitUs January 30, 2015

Dusty Depot

A place in the game Fortnite Battle Royale located around the middle of the island map.

Player1: Shall we go to Salty Springs?
Player2: Nah, let’s go to Dusty Depot instead

by KianNL April 5, 2018

Dusty Canyon

(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack.

Yo, Aaron totally gave Kate a dusty canyon. When she found out, she hunted him down and beat the stuffing out of him.

by Rigid Cat Penis January 20, 2012

Dusty cyclops

Dip your penis into some cake mix and put it in someone’s eye

Yo I just dusty cyclopsed that ho larissa.

by Monkeymanjones June 21, 2021

Dusty Facial

When an old man ejaculates on someone's face.

Larry just gave Luis a Dusty Facial

by Old Guy Slayer June 21, 2011

Dusty Brian

1. An increasingly and unbearably slow speed of thought, as a result of a witty criticism so intense said victim is left speechless.

2. A "so's your face" moment.

"Sally totally had a dusty brian when Oliver told her she punched like a little girl."

by Fraddence September 13, 2010

wealthy dusty

A man of a higher social caste who is generally stingy. He’d croak at the thought of leveling up his woman.

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Have a business idea? Forget it! He’ll string you along and make you feel inadequate for expecting more from a man other than being pumped away at.

ie: He makes 30x’s your salary yet demands ((expects)) you go dutch on outings.

Says one or more of the following:
“Gold diggers” etc..

“Let’s build together”
“Let’s split bills” (The two of you carry on as if you were roommates)

“Ugh, Tory Lanez is such a wealthy dusty! He makes comments like ‘Women are gold diggers!’ ‘I refuse to (SPOIL) buy a nice purse for a woman who’s bank account doesn’t reflect the cost of the bag or more’ (‘— but, I’ll sleep with her and have no qualms about expecting sexual favors because of my tepid social status.. all the more reason why I’m entitled to her body!’”

by KnowYourWorth January 21, 2020