Door-To-Doorism

A religious act in which any other religion goes door to door to "Spread The good word". They Either 1: Knock on your door and reading passages to you in their bible while he/she insults you for all the "sins" you've committed or 2: Knock on your door and wedge a card of their church in your door jamb and leave.

Guy 1: There's a asshole outside spreading the good word

Guy 2: That is Door-To-Doorism

by Foxhound946 July 03, 2010

Flag

Get the Door-To-Doorism mug.

Door Pants

A pair of pants left at your front door in the event a delivery person, etc. shows up at your house and you're walking around your home naked.

While I was home from work today relaxing in my birthday suit. I got a knock at the door. I'm so glad I keep a pair of door pants by the front door or I would have missed my monthly wine delivery!

by Jlcb December 22, 2018

Flag

Get the Door Pants mug.

squeaky door

When a girl is jerking off a guy with lube and its the noise that is made from the friction of the lube, cum and furious hand motion of the girl in a flurry of sound.

Jimmy, what a squeaky door that one was!

by kUNG JOC May 23, 2007

Flag

Get the squeaky door mug.

Door Knocker

While performing vaginal sex in the missionary position, a door knocker is the act of the man's ball sack gently tapping against the woman's butthole during each thrust. A play on the phrase, "he's knocking on the back door." In which a man suggests or non-verbally asks a woman if he can perform anal sex by tapping her butthole with his penis.

I was with Ron last night. He could not leave that door knocker alone!

by rhastings88 November 23, 2008

Flag

Get the Door Knocker mug.

Dick Door

The act of a male going to the toilet to urinate(and sometimes pooing) and instead of washing his hands when finished, he instead exits the toilet and uses the same hand that was used to hold his junk(or wipe his ass) to also open doors. This leaves traces of his dick particles on all door handles he has touched for others to come along and touch.

Carlos: Eewww, I just saw Thiago leave the toilet before me without washing his hands and then re-enter the office building.
Geoff: Did he turn the door handle to get back in?
Carlos: Yeah!
Geoff: What a cunt! That's Dick door. Make sure you desanitize your hands

by Big Kahuna Burgers January 06, 2012

Flag

Get the Dick Door mug.