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Tag dicking

The term used to when a person denies to part-take in a activity unless another person does the same activity aswell.
Person A: " Dude I'll go to the party tonight, but only if Person B goes!". Person C: "Dude stop tag dicking and just go."
by Guy_with_the_hat June 20, 2009
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Premeditated Dicking

The act of thinking out before hand how one is going to be a dick to another person.
When Dave put itching powder in Stan's underwear, which he had planned to do for weeks, it was a premeditated dicking.
by The Dumbo Slap November 30, 2009
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Defensive Dialing

The act of pulling out your cell phone after seeing someone you know but want to avoid conversing with them. The hope is that they see that you are busy on your phone, so they decide they shouldn't approach you. This must be done before the person notices that you in fact, saw them first.
I saw my old neighbor outside while I was checking the mail today. I pulled out my cell phone and started defensive dialing so that I wouldn't have to get stuck talking to him for the next 10 minutes.
by Deadinlivingform October 10, 2011
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thigh dialing

When you inadvertently call someone while your cell phone is in your front pocket. A variation of the popular "butt dial"
I'm sick of this phone....It fits nicely in my front pocket but I keep thigh dialing everyone.
by calihog October 26, 2011
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urban dickering

A game played between people where you take turns sharing disgusting, humorous and/or lewd Urban Dictionary definitions. The winner is the last one standing (or not puking).
"I lost the Urban Dickering game when he told me the definition of an Alabama Hot Pocket!! >barf<
by LisaCar April 17, 2014
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elbow dicking

The act of poking a random stranger from around the grab bar on a very busy subway train at 5:30 PM in New York City. With your penis of course. How else do you poke anyone?
I was elbow dicking some guy on the subway today. He now has AIDS.
by MLGillumernaty420 August 7, 2014
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pretzel dicking

When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.
Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.
by majortator November 7, 2014
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