Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker

A girl or woman that drags her teeth down the shaft of your sausage! Usually a super annoying immature girl who you just invite over because she lets you dump your nuts in her box! Often! Typically only good for pumping semen into her various holes. 'She ain't picky'! Because when it comes to her going down on you, She'll put more marks on your "lil-man" than a cheese grater would to a block of parmesan! The second most worthless individual in the history of people! A dumb enough girl to not quite get the fact that when her teeth slide down the shaft of your rod, it is an unpleasant feeling for the guy!But yet you keep her on as a call girl, so to speak, She would do anything for you! Devotion is her strongest quality, She is everything in a lover you could ever ask for, Except she never learned the art of head!

Wow, Clara went down on me last week, who'd of known she's such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker, It felt like I stuck my cock in a professional grade meat grinder! & she turned it on & walked off! Such a Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker!

by Hammitch July 31, 2016

double decker

an inflatable matress the size of a queen bed. it is designed for one human to sleep on at a time. it is also a great device to get extra rest on.

Rich: hey john, where are you going?
John: oh, im heading up to the double decker to get some extra rest.

by porpoise September 29, 2005

Black & Decker

Directions for a running (Doggy Style) move for those people who have a Hair Lip: (Hair Lip - End result of final location in sex of people with 40-40 vision or less)

You're Kidding Right???

by Steve Mudd April 22, 2005

Daniel Decker

A guy who is madly in love with a girl named Jessica.

Hey do you know Daniel Decker?

Yeah I do, isn't he in love with that girl Jessica?

by The girl Jessica November 23, 2010

upper decker

to leave a nice steaming terd on the toilet seat, enhancing the savory odor for the next user of the john; especially irritating to females, dudes not so much. Not to be confused with a Back Door Bandit which involves removing the lid of the reservoir tank and much better balance

eww, gross!!! some fuckwad left a upper decker in there!!!!! take me somewhere to tinkle, dammit!!

by coldbowl June 3, 2007

double decker

One set of tits on top of another.

I thought that girl had a double decker but it turns out the bottoms were implants.

by whycan'tibeblank March 29, 2009

Double Decker

The act defacating twice in 1 day.

Yo I had a Double Decker yesterday

by ROBOPANDA May 7, 2011