Cunt Damage

Vaginal injury induced by overwhelmingly vicious penetration.

Father's Day is always special for Dad because one of his gifts is that Mom begs him for cunt damage.

by RickySStuntDouble June 20, 2015

Splash Damage

1. When you poop in a toilet and the water slings back up at your ass.

2. When you pee and your urine bounces back at you.

3. In video games when you attack something and it causes damage to surrounding enemies.

1. I went to the public toilet and had serious splash damage.

2. I tried peeing on the guys car but I got splash damaged.

3. I'm gonna through my grenade.
BOOM!
That caused like 20% splash damage to those suckas over there.

by stormychild March 23, 2016

heat damage

An affect that makes strands or bundles of curly hair become dry, crinkly, and no longer curly. Usually occurs after excessive use of heated irons to straighten hair.

"Royal had such a good curl pattern but when he tried to straighten it, he had nothing but a head full of heat damaged hair."

by Roast_pg_bih October 28, 2017

Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.

FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin

by boeing737229 February 15, 2018

hanz damage

Hanz damage or Hanz D for short is an artist, a misfit, skateboarder, a punk, a poet, a lover and a musician. Born in Buffalo NY where abouts are unknown.

"Hanz Damage you'll get the D later..."

by Hanz Damage February 18, 2018

Tim Damage

The act of taking fall damage in a game, mostly used in Fortnite.

O O F He just fell down and took "Tim Damage". O O F

by FatManBOB June 25, 2018

220 Damage

What a Virgin/Fortnite Player says when he sees someone get knocked out

"Bruh did you see Tyler get Coldcocked?"
Yeah like 220 damage dude
"Man, shut the fuck up

by MegaFaggot69420 July 7, 2018