hair curtain

When someone uses their hair to block their face in an embarrassing or awkward situation

LINDSAY was so embarrassed by the waiter's comment that she put her hair curtain in an attempt to hide.

by tinyunicorn June 27, 2015

Curtain Smoosh

The female version of a mushroom stamp. Walk up to someone, drop trou, and just lambaste someone with your labia. Extra points for leaving a slug spot.

She totally curtain smooshed him at the party last night.

by Krissyjones October 16, 2018

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

hairy curtain

He act of having sex though a beard.

Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced

Friend - how was the love making last night ?

Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave

by Hosstich July 20, 2017

Curtain draggin

The equivalence of tea bagging but for a women to do to a man. A women's way of tea bagging.

This nasty bitch been curtain dragging me all day.

by Lover 1999999o June 7, 2018

Quivering curtains

Why did you look this up?

Why the fuck am I looking up quivering curtains

by Why? Why? Why? Why? July 8, 2019

Mexican curtain

Excessively dangling vagina lips

Look at the Mexican curtains on that girl!

by Ms Mayhem April 9, 2017