Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

Quivering curtains

Why did you look this up?

Why the fuck am I looking up quivering curtains

by Why? Why? Why? Why? July 8, 2019

curtain crust

When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.

I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!

by Conenna April 9, 2015

The Curtain Room

The curtain room is a room in a store filled with pornographic items. Outside this room is a curtain, as a door, and a sign saying 18 or older may enter. This store is most likely filled with bongs or pipes or pin ups.

Man 1: "Hey man, you would not believe it! They let me in The Curtain Room without an ID!"
Man 2: "Did you get anything? Did you get me anything?"
Man 1: "I got you some poster of a porn star, some pornos, and some nudie magazines. And me some nudie magazines and some posters.

by IGottaBounce...OnYourBoysDick, July 10, 2021

Curtain wrangler

A nosey neighbor who calls the authorities on anyone and everyone for the slightest reason.

My kids were outside playing basketball and the curtain wrangler next door called the police because they weren't wearing masks.

by IconoJett May 25, 2020

Clapping curtains

A condition that a female with large vaginal lips gets after years of intense penile thrusting from large penises,usually females with multiple partners suffer from it,especially BBW

Maria had a case of clapping curtains when her vaginal lips slapped against Jose's thick penis as he pounded her cooch

by BIG T 49 June 9, 2017

curtain burst

Another name for a queef.

"Jenny curtain burst during sex."

by UncleFarter5 May 19, 2016