chronberries

Similar to chron in definition, chronberries refers to anything that is awesome, sweet, cool, bitchin, etc. It is only used to specify the good in something, and can also be expressed as an arbitrary percentage. Typically used only by individuals who partake of marijuana smoking.

1.-Dude, that party last night was fuckin' chronberries!
-Yeah, until my date whipped her dick out. That was definately NOT chronberries.
2. Yeah man, my blind date was only, like, 65% chronberries. Her tits were sagging BAD...like a baseball in a plastic bag.

by iron chef 778 March 30, 2006

chronduster

a chronduster is a cigarillo or blunt wrap filled with high quality hydroponic weed.

"broskie, I need to get buttered"

"I got me here a chronduster"

"hit it, light it, hit it, light it.."

by mudbelly666 April 1, 2009

Chronic Day Advancement

Term used when your mind advances what day it thinks it is.

I went to church on Saturday so on Sunday I had chronic day advancement and really convinced myself it was Monday.

by assassin1680 March 15, 2009

chron duster

One who drives in their car smoking exquisite marijuana with the windows up, otherwise known as "smoke boxing" until one reaches a preferable destination to exhaust the marijuana smoke out of the windows around unsuspecting people, rendering them second hand high.

When their joint was roached, The chron duster's noticed there was a school playground around the curve, they rolled down the window down and chron dusted the small children

by nitrovorce November 19, 2010

Chronic Shift Disease

See How I'm Typing? This Disease Is Classified As Capitalizing Every Word Even Though It Isn't Grammatically Correct. Try Explaining That To The Nation's Youth.

gosh, that was tiring.

I Have A Terrible Case Of Chronic Shift Disease.

i finally overcame my chronic shift disease!

by peachy101101 May 9, 2011

Chronic dumbass

Someone who does stupid things to himself on purpose.

Jamie just pissed his pants on purpose again, what a chronic dumbass.

by Fezik1234 October 14, 2011

chron out

The state of rest one achieves due to drug use (chiefly smoking marijuana) or sometimes even strenuous labor. While chronned out one is unable to perform tasks that require effort beyond that of procuring snacks, watching movies, gaming, or browsing the web.

Joe: Yo, I'm coming over in like 10 minutes to jam. You gotta play drums.

Dave: I don't know bro. I didn't sleep last night and just took a massive bong hit. I think I'm just gonna chron out and read til I pass out.

Joe: Yeah, I just got outta work and should probably chron out too. We'll do it tomorrow.

Dave: Did you say something?

by m00nmaster June 18, 2013