cuban fries

fries in Cuba. attempt at an American food in a communist country gone terribly wrong

Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx

by skerpal November 9, 2019

Cuban Creampie

A regular creampie, but with a lot of screaming and alcohol. A trademark move by broke Cubans in Florida.

“Last night I won $4 at a poker game so my wife screamed at me while I gave her a Cuban Creampie.”

by Woodeux April 2, 2019

cuban roulette

A simple game. There is a box with six cigars, 5 of which are authentic Cuban cigars. The 6th one is hand-rolled and filled with pubic hair. The box is passed around until all of the cigars are gone, and everyone lights theirs up.

Me and my friends are going to enjoy a game of Cuban roulette later.

by augustbell666 May 1, 2019

Cuban Mudslide

When you have to take a nasty crap immediately after showering. Must occur before grabbing the dying towel.

I heard those US diplomats all had Cuban Mudslides after those sonic attacks at their embassy.

by [NDC]Octane December 1, 2019

God of cuban

The unholy supporter of Cuban labor and or extreme addict to Cuban Cigars.

Yo! My mans killed that fool! He’s the god of cuban bruh!

by Krackalackin619 August 31, 2019

cuban burrito

the Cuban Burrito is when you take a huge shit on the pull out sofa in your buddy's hotel room and then fold it back up, put the cushions back on, and wait for the cleaning staff to discover the brown crime

Dude, I went back to the hotel to get Kyle this morning. His room smells horrible, I had totally forgotten that I left a Cuban Burrito in the pull out sofa.

by doubledown104564 September 10, 2019

Cuban crackhead

These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.

Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.

by Cuban crackhead September 21, 2019