A pedophile who seeks attention by asking “crop?”, or the synonym “story time?” to try and lure kids.
I’m a pedo so I’ll type on this TikTok comment section and put “crop?” And “story time?” To see if any kids wanna pay any attention to me.
by Ruckus Time Lol April 1, 2022

Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers
by Motherfuckerwithsocks@nohomo March 29, 2022

by Brieolhg June 17, 2017

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.
by Furter October 11, 2020

A TikTok creator (@mikucrops) who gained popularity by cropping low quality memes and putting a blue background with Hatsune Miku In it.
by cowboypiss69 June 15, 2023

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.
by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"
Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021
