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Crop?

A pedophile who seeks attention by asking “crop?”, or the synonym “story time?” to try and lure kids.
I’m a pedo so I’ll type on this TikTok comment section and put “crop?” And “story time?” To see if any kids wanna pay any attention to me.
by Ruckus Time Lol April 1, 2022
mugGet the Crop?mug.

Crop-blocking

Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers
Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!
mugGet the Crop-blockingmug.

crop rust

When you defacate yourself in a crowd unbenounced
by Brieolhg June 17, 2017
mugGet the crop rustmug.

Crop circle

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.
If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.
by Furter October 11, 2020
mugGet the Crop circlemug.

miku crops

A TikTok creator (@mikucrops) who gained popularity by cropping low quality memes and putting a blue background with Hatsune Miku In it.
"hey, where did you find that video?"
"I found it on miku crops"
by cowboypiss69 June 15, 2023
mugGet the miku cropsmug.

Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.
Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops
by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025
mugGet the Tend to my cropsmug.

Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
by Adamclee123 October 28, 2021
mugGet the Carolina crop circlemug.

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