Crop-blocking

Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers

Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!

by Motherfuckerwithsocks@nohomo March 29, 2022

Crop circle

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.

If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.

by Furter October 11, 2020

Crop?

A pedophile who seeks attention by asking “crop?”, or the synonym “story time?” to try and lure kids.

I’m a pedo so I’ll type on this TikTok comment section and put “crop?” And “story time?” To see if any kids wanna pay any attention to me.

by Ruckus Time Lol April 1, 2022

French crop

A pretty kewl haircut

Ayo barber gimme a French crop

by Nah_jit_trippin May 3, 2023

crop dusting

Farting while walking. Usually to avoid blame. Since walking creates a substantial pocket of air to in your wake, it also helps to wave your hand in front of your anus to allow the fart to escape this vortex.

While on my way to the bathroom, I was almost caught crop dusting the office. To dissipate the smell, I causally waved my hand in front of my anus to allow the fart to escape the vortex.

by jawz101 February 5, 2019

crop top

legless Dom

I found a crop top for you

by monke drip boi October 4, 2022

Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.

Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops

by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025