crispy j-j

a 'spliff', 'joint' or 'zoot' with canabbis rolled to perfection.

northern variation: a 'toby special'.
'mann, that brother just rolled one crispy j-j!'

'shit me! thass a wee toby special!'
by rogerbadman. December 16, 2008
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crispy chicken jumpoff

Used to describe a salad topped with fried chicken.
1)Yo God, I'll take a crispy chicken jumpoff and some sweat tea.

2)Aye Hesse. They want a slab of ribs and a crispy chicken jumpoff
by Rob G Deuce February 16, 2008
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crispy blacks

the crispidy, crunchy black hairs surrounding rob's sweet puerto rican ass hole, cleansed nightly by young cletus' delicate tongue.
There's healing power in them there crispy blacks
by bteam4life April 14, 2017
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Burnt Rice Crispie

(n.)

1. A fairly juicy, oval shaped mole resembling a "burnt rice crispie."

2. Rare rice crispie (though they're in almost every box!), blackened by its burn.
1. Patrick Mason had a trance enducing burnt rice crispie resting on his neck.

2. Huey picked out the burnt rice crispies from his cereal and tried to stick them under the table like most things...
by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 04, 2005
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Christ crispy treats

rice crispy treats + Jesus! = Christ crispy treats(its that simple people)

A tasty snack that the pope would endorse – if it actually existed. (One can only hope)
Mention of this factitious snack is often used to offend hardcore Christians. It usually backfires on the user however.
Oi! Get your own Christ Crispy treats you friggin heathen!

You could be doing better things right now instead of doing your homework – like eating some Christ crispy treats for example.
by Narutard Worshipper February 21, 2006
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Rice Crispy Treat

When a gentleman dips his skin flute into a jar of Fluff, followed by a box of Rice Crispies and then into his partner.
Things got real sticky last night when I gave Tiffany my Rice Crispy Treat.
by The Real Chas February 18, 2017
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Crispy Eye Syndrome

n. Got to do with The Wanted! It's when you wake up and you are all crispy eyed. ;)
a twitter user: What the fuck is Crispy Eye Syndrome doing on my trending topics?
by nvz April 18, 2011
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