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Crypto-prostitute

Someone (especially a woman) who uses their sex appeal to get people to buy things for them, usually in the form of letting men take them out and spoil them without any real intention to pursue a relationship or even have sex. It's all for the material benefit.

She maintains the social value of a virgin while reaping the rewards of an escort.

She naturally hates sexually liberated women for them undercutting her business and denounces them as sluts accordingly.
She thinks she's better than the sluts who just put out on the first date, but considering the money the guys she leads on put into her, they would get way better value for money just getting as escort. She's just a crypto-prostitute, man.
by ApricotFields May 22, 2019
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Crypto-philanthropy

Noun

Non-profit social media funded program to promote the welfare of others, using the funding gained to help others and create more media to increase the scope of the project.
F.R.E.E (Furthering Research Empowering Everybody) Is a Crypto-philanthropy project that uses social media to help society in various ways.

We are F.R.E.E

Wearethe.co.uk
by F.R.E.E June 1, 2019
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critton

He is a very nice guy and you will be sad if you leave him. He is very energetic. He loves the outdoors. He has has a small duck. He loves spending time with friends and family. Has a strange addiction with tall long haired blondes.
He sneezes very patheticly. Doesn’t like movies. He is a very trustworthy person and tries to be the best he can in everything he does.
Critton come over here
by Rhdbdh June 20, 2019
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Cristobell

He is a great friend. The best best friend I have ever had. He always made me smile even when he wasn't there. He supported me even when I was down. He didn't deserve my "hate the world" moments I had. And cris IF ur wondering y sometimes I was mad and stuff it's because I wasn't used to such a friendship and I couldn't stand the fact that I was rude. Sozzy dude for my rudeness
Cristobell Is the coolest man ever
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Criptard

It’s being a retard but your a cripple instead of being autistic
Billy is a criptard
by Apples Apples October 31, 2019
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Criptidas

When someone goes crippled and it spreads everywhere and in turns to cripple town
Yo bro, she gonna give us criptidas
by Bcwjr2006 add me on fortnite November 7, 2019
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crispton

The fog steam \vapor \condensation\ smoke that comes out of your mouth when you exhale on a crisp winter night .
Yo Danny you could almost blow O's with all that crispton.
by jandcrbooted November 20, 2019
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