crimpotent

When you rock climb for so long that you can no longer grab onto very small holds (crimps).

I have a chronically crimpotent climbing partner.

by dwt2004 June 8, 2010

crimpol

Career Criminal Politician.

1) One who seals records for decades.

2) One who misappropriates taxes for the benefit of one's supporters and oneself.
3) One who misuses laws to benefit of one's supporters and oneself.
4) One who authorizes brutal and deadly force for any monetary gains for one's supporters and oneself
5) One who perpetrates theft of natural resources from the citizens, which inherently belong to the citizens such as land and water.

Jerry Brown is a crimpol
Bill Clinton is a crimpol
Richard Nixon is a crimpol
Ronald Reagan is a crimpol
Lindon Johnson is a crimpol
George Bush is a crimpol
George W. Bush is a crimpol
Eliot Spitzer is a crimpol

by True_Justice September 26, 2010

Crimson Belt

This is a sexual act involving a menstruating female having intercourse with a male. This act leaves behind a circular stamp on the male's member entitled a "crimson belt".

Ref: Chocolate belt

Dude! She totally gave me a crimson belt!

by Blueman0000 January 9, 2011

Crimson Purple

A very vibrant purple color

Kelly insists on wearing that disgusting "Crimson Purple" nail gloss.

by inside of an electric socket January 26, 2011

Crimson Lipstick

When one male places his lips on the hemorrhoids of another male and puts such pressure on them causing them to pop and create what looks like lipstick on the male performing the act.

Last night my boyfriend forgot to tell me about his hemorrhoids when i was going down on him. I didn't realize until i looked in the mirror and saw that i had be surprised with some crimson lipstick.

by Deeez Nutzz April 16, 2011

Crimson Star

When a girl gets two periods within the same calendar month. Referenced to "once in a blue moon."

Tom: "Hey, do you want go grab drinks tonight?"

Phil: "I would, but there's a Crimson Star at my house tonight. I got to go to the store to get tampons."

by 2whiteguyz August 5, 2011

crimson dental floss

The act of going down on a girl who is on her period, removing her tampon by the string with your teeth then finishing eating her out.

Dude 1: "Steve is that pizza sauce on your face?"

Dude 2: "No way man I just did the crimson dental floss with Gina"

by Thebigeman220 February 3, 2012