jiminy cricket

Said when you are surprised or confused, and a way to ask to stop for a minute

Hold on a Jiminy Cricket, what happened next?

by dragonsprivateparts December 11, 2016

jiminy crickets my ass

when you're being loud as a cricket or grasshopper (you know those sounds you hear in the grass when it starts getting dark), generally to be annoying or get attention, and no one pays you attention.

*throws down books in anger
No one pays you attention
Walks away scoffing "jiminy crickets my ass"

by asocialvirginwhoknowstoomuch December 15, 2017

crouch crickets

A type of crab or bug you get in your croutch from being a slut. Bugs that infest you vagina or penis

Man i was banging this hoe now my crouch itches and its full of crouch crickets

by Betburt77 December 25, 2017

Snatch Cricket

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a woman wipes her snatch after going to the batheroom

I went down on her and she had snatch crickets!

by D's Girl September 20, 2018

Southern crickets

This can be an analogy for and STD or an analogy for both male and female or other genitalia

“Hey, do you want to see my southern crickets”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”

by Max_im_cunty_bitch May 24, 2019

blubber cricket

A person whom constantly runs their mouth. They do not care if it's the truth or lies. They are always looking for clout and will do about anything for attention. Right down to hopping up and down on random roaches at her local dive bar

"That girl is suck a blubber cricket"
"There goes Courtney again being a blubber cricket"
" Ugh Miss Stone could you stop being such a blubber cricket?"

by Becky with the great hair March 22, 2020

Raft Cricket

A chic who will flash their boobs while recreating on a body of water

Look at those Raft Crickets. HEY, flash me for jello shots!!! Similar to a Mud Cricket

by C2theMac December 1, 2020