Stubby red crayon

the term used to describe a penis after all night 'HARD' sex.

god i fucked her so hard last night, my penis looks like a Stubby red crayon!

by swan19 March 1, 2010

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

Girl: Is that a weed

Guy: No this is a crayon

Girl: I'm calling the police

Microwave: 911 what's your emergency

Guy: *visible confusion*

Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police

by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019

CrayCray Fooness

CrayCray Fooness

crazy crazy foolishness

"Man, that party was Awesome"
"craycray fooness fosho-sho"

by YuniQ9 January 20, 2014

crayola turd

Crayola is a brand of crayons.
Turd= poop (shit)

Crayola Turd - leaves marks on the bowl as it is being flushed

I just left a crayola turd.

by JD May 8, 2008

crayola

Slang for a crayon or other writing or drawing implement.

Get out your crayolas and draw. Get out your crayolas and fill in the form.

by 5 September 3, 2005

Skin Crayon

An unsafe motorcyclist who will soon metamorphose and become a long red blotch of entrails on the pavement.

Say Mary... do you think that red asphalt was from a 'Skin Crayon'? I saw a biker hauling ass and splitting the lanes a second ago... it seems likely to me.

by Roqua October 25, 2008

Crayde

The sweetest name you can call your best friend / wife.

Aww, Crayde, I missed you so much today.

by Professorofetymologyemeritus May 27, 2011