by plkoo September 14, 2009
Get the Ginger-cake mug.Prior to getting married, the woman is exciting in bed with hot sex and also frequently gives oral sex. Perhaps she even watches porn with her man and wears lingerie that turns him on. However, upon getting married, the woman no longer gives oral sex and is boring in bed for the rest of the marriage. Her lingerie gathers dust and she no longer watches porn.
Frequency of sex also drops dramatically. It is said that once she's had the wedding cake, the woman believes that she no longer has to be sexually interesting to her man.
Frequency of sex also drops dramatically. It is said that once she's had the wedding cake, the woman believes that she no longer has to be sexually interesting to her man.
Newly married man: "After getting married, my wife is no longer fun in bed and won't give head. What's up with that shit?"
Friend: "She's got Wedding Cake Syndrome."
Man: "Is there a cure?"
Friend: "Divorce."
Friend: "She's got Wedding Cake Syndrome."
Man: "Is there a cure?"
Friend: "Divorce."
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Roger loves eating pussy. His latest girlfriend's snatch is so sweet, he refers to it as a slice of Box Cake.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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Here is how to make it: flour, sugar, cocoa powder, milk, oil, vanilla (optional) then microwave.
Now i gotta go eat it bye
Here is how to make it: flour, sugar, cocoa powder, milk, oil, vanilla (optional) then microwave.
Now i gotta go eat it bye
by cake is the bezt May 15, 2018
Get the mug cake mug.When a man takes a shit on someone’s chest then he cum’s onto the shit and then they both consume it. After the cum is applied it should resemble a Louisiana crunch cake😸
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Gaffa Cake, even gayer than GAF.
Gaffa Cake, even gayer than GAF.
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