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Covid Rule

When a thin majority or weak government declares a nationwide state of emergency as an excuse to curb the spread of the coronavirus to hang on to power, or to prevent the administration from collapsing.
Malaysian PM resorts to Covid rule to suspend the parliament, thus preventing any elections to be held during the emergency, which could last until 2022, when the situation returned to normal.
by Covido January 12, 2021
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Covid-22

the omicron update of tha covid because people wanted to see the new features
I got Covid-22 after getting the vaccine AND the booster
by Stimmy Stimey January 7, 2022
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Crying Covid

Similar to 'crying wolf'....saying you have been exposed to Covid and will have to stay home from work for a couple of weeks.

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Linda: "Did you hear Linsey is 'Crying Covid' and won't be here to work on this big project?
Jean: "Yeah, and it's going to be our most difficult one yet!"
by Debnhim June 29, 2020
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COVID SYMPTOMS

When Criss needs to read the first letters of the last four messages in the chat.
George: Yo criss you got covid symptoms
Criss: Wait what
George: sike you thought
by g drop bag March 9, 2021
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Covid Slingshot

When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.
“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”
by MChamm3r January 20, 2022
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COVID machismo

The mistaken belief that a sub-microscopic piece of RNA code can be bluffed by representing that you hold a large penis.
Mason openly displayed his AR-15 and hugged his MAGA brothers and sisters in an open display of COVID machismo. Nineteen days later, his mother went to the hospital.
by WildTurkeyNYC May 12, 2020
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Covid-19

A curse as by the YouTube company
I can't say Covid-19, because Susan will demonitize me
by The Polisa man July 18, 2020
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