The unlucky few now, that cannot afford to have a cosmetic surgery. What am I talking about?
You! You must have done some kind of a change to some part of your anatomy. But, the rich and famous are upping the ante on the underclass that they go now to pre-paid 'surgery safaris' to stay untill the wounds completely heal somewhere in South Africa! These 'surgiholics' often deny the visible fact that they actually had say, a boob augementation op (the bustalization of plastits or Frankenboobs!) and are called the 'plastic closet' (or, in this very case 'Double-D-nials'!), or attend their own Botox Party (called 'BotoseXuals') and if they have no time for having a 'Botie', then they can have a 'lunchtime' lipo (a.k.a. microsuction: chemicals injected in desired areas to dissolve cellulite, like Lipostabil or 'flab jab'), or resolve to the latest UAL (Ultra-sound assisted liposuction), E-UAL (External ultrasound-assisted liposuction), VAL (Vaser® Assisted Liposuction), PAL (power-assisted liposuction: a 5000-rpm cannula headed SAL 'suction-assisted liposuction')... the list is long.
You! You must have done some kind of a change to some part of your anatomy. But, the rich and famous are upping the ante on the underclass that they go now to pre-paid 'surgery safaris' to stay untill the wounds completely heal somewhere in South Africa! These 'surgiholics' often deny the visible fact that they actually had say, a boob augementation op (the bustalization of plastits or Frankenboobs!) and are called the 'plastic closet' (or, in this very case 'Double-D-nials'!), or attend their own Botox Party (called 'BotoseXuals') and if they have no time for having a 'Botie', then they can have a 'lunchtime' lipo (a.k.a. microsuction: chemicals injected in desired areas to dissolve cellulite, like Lipostabil or 'flab jab'), or resolve to the latest UAL (Ultra-sound assisted liposuction), E-UAL (External ultrasound-assisted liposuction), VAL (Vaser® Assisted Liposuction), PAL (power-assisted liposuction: a 5000-rpm cannula headed SAL 'suction-assisted liposuction')... the list is long.
Body fascism is all the rage now... the dead also get their share of the cosmetic market: 'necro-cosmetics' is cosmetic surgery for the injured and defaced dead!
The 'cosmetic underclass' would be outrageous knowing that they can't have what those who will be buried six-feet in the sand have!
The 'cosmetic underclass' would be outrageous knowing that they can't have what those who will be buried six-feet in the sand have!
by hammer---;, hytham April 23, 2007
Get the cosmetic underclass mug.noun - Indicates that a person is getting screwed, although they may not be receiving health care services.
alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.
etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
alternative - Used to describe the pity fuck health care advocates give one another upon the death of health care reform legislation.
etymology - Based on newly elected Sen. Scott Brown's (R-MA) election and his nude photo spread in Cosmopolitan magazine.
"My boyfriend gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo blowjob because we found out that I can't afford the liver transplant that I need to survive."
"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."
"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
"The insurance company just gave me a Scott Brown Cosmo by denying my chemotherapy."
"I just gave one of those union organizers a Scott Brown Cosmo to console his grief over the death of the bill."
by NazarethEMU January 26, 2010
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But he hasn't talked to her in over five years.
Don't worry. He's got a level head on his shoulders. He'll know if she's sincere or if it's a cosmetic apology.
Don't worry. He's got a level head on his shoulders. He'll know if she's sincere or if it's a cosmetic apology.
by Holly Anne Ivy December 5, 2009
Get the cosmetic apology mug.When he kissed me it was a complete cosmic kiss.
It was almost as good as a cosmic kiss.
Her touch was like a cosmic kiss.
His lips felt like a cosmic kiss.
It was almost as good as a cosmic kiss.
Her touch was like a cosmic kiss.
His lips felt like a cosmic kiss.
by ReddStarr August 27, 2017
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“Come at me Cosmo!!!”
by Millyfnaf June 4, 2018
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Get the Cosmic Test Factions mug.A wannabe gangster that dwells in the streets of New Jersey where the thugs are tough and the education even tougher. Is prone to making up insults over the internet to try and make his low-self esteem not appear as bad as it is, though most people know his dad beats his self esteem out of him every night.
He is also capable of intensely destroying the English language with every sentence to point where they call him the Hitler of literacy. Personally, some believe this man to want the English language to disappear all together.
When approaching a wild Cosmo just be prepared to be yelled at and attempt to be instigated into a fight, though you are the pussy if you don't go to fight him and not vice versa.
Be extremely cautious.
Very dangerous.
Hurts feelings.
He is also capable of intensely destroying the English language with every sentence to point where they call him the Hitler of literacy. Personally, some believe this man to want the English language to disappear all together.
When approaching a wild Cosmo just be prepared to be yelled at and attempt to be instigated into a fight, though you are the pussy if you don't go to fight him and not vice versa.
Be extremely cautious.
Very dangerous.
Hurts feelings.
Yo, this fugazi nerd tried to pull a Cosmo on me.
But I put him in his place like the rest of the world puts Cosmo in his place. Especially his dad.
But I put him in his place like the rest of the world puts Cosmo in his place. Especially his dad.
by PastryEsque July 11, 2014
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