cork arse

some one who is scared of scott on cod

i dont know how to add him think im gonna go full cork arse

by absolutelysweating May 12, 2021

Champagne Cork

When your girl challenges you to keep your dick in her while she blows a queef. You know, stop her up like a champagne cork.

My girl had to queef so I stuck my dick in her like a champagne cork to calm her guts.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

Cork Snorkler

One who gets drunk from consuming nothing but wine.

Person 1:"Did you see Cris last night downing all that wine"
Person 2: " Yeah he's a total cork snorkler"

by TheMcDonalds69 August 12, 2021

Corked

To have a complete and utter meltdown in record time—especially after looking like you had it in the bag.

Sarah was fine until one lad mentioned her ex—then she Corked it."

by ArcherKid14 July 20, 2025

Apple-Cork Syndrome

Where a tuft of hair found near the back of the scalp sticks up, resembling an apple stem. This is most commonly caused by a double crown. While mostly being unwanted and unintentional, some style their hair this way for aesthetic reasons.

Look at Brian's hair, he's got Apple-Cork Syndrome.

by alius alibabwaus November 26, 2025

Corking

When you need to open a bottle of wine so you use your asshole to pop it so it shoots up your ass

Bro I have this bottle, may you partake in corking

by Chris mcportlandtrailblazers December 9, 2025

Emergency Finger Corking

A high-stakes, deeply human moment when an urgent bodily situation forces an immediate, improvised solution to avoid catastrophe.
The name captures the panic, ingenuity, and split-second decision-making required to hold the line until relief is secured.

Possible causes:
• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal
• Being trapped in traffic, a meeting, or a checkout line
• Overconfidence after questionable food choices

How to perfect this method:
• Preparation: Know restroom locations wherever you go
• Mindset: Stay calm — panic speeds failure
• Execution: Commit fully and do not second-guess
• Aftercare: Immediate bathroom access, cleanup, and a moment of silence

Examples in use:
1. “I was two steps from disaster — had to deploy Emergency finger corking to survive.”
2. “That wasn’t bravery, that was pure Emergency finger corking under pressure.”
3. “Traffic taught me a lesson today: never underestimate the need for Emergency finger corking.”

by EthanolLancx January 8, 2026