cooking.norris

best friends with surfingsabre

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by vinnies 4 lifer July 16, 2021

cooking brisket

when someone farts

“ewww who’s cooking brisket” (who just farted)

by caspercue July 23, 2021

cooking brisket

when someone farts and it smells like brisket

“gross who’s cooking brisket”

by caspercue July 24, 2021

COOLING EFFECT

It is when you SMEAR any part of your BODY with SHIT but especially your FANNY.

To get the most optimal COOLING EFFECT is stand in front of the fan where' the FAN BLADE is inside the protector as then the SHIT HITS THE FAN especially on YOUR FANNY at no RISK with great feelings and excellent aromatic SHIT FUMES to enjoy.

by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE August 30, 2021

cookingwithflo19

one of the best mutuals!!

person 1: omg i love cookingwithflo19
person 2: same they're the best

by user4814730 September 3, 2021

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

cooling fox

a really sexy fox that plays Minecraft

ho yea that cooling fox ate my bootie like candy

by qrsen January 1, 2022