Skip to main content

Rona Cooch

When a chicks cooch is so bad it requires 2 masks to even get near. Also a slang term that girls can use kinda like an excuse as to why they aren't prim and proper in the ole hatchet wound area.
Dude 1: Man I went out with this chick she was banging bro I mean fuckin smoking hot ass and tits for days a super smile but........

Dude 2: But....... What c'mon man I saw her talking to you tell me what's up what happened??
Dude 1: Man it's a shame to have all that then have that Rona Cooch a crying damn shame. I couldn't get near it without wearing two masks man.
Dude 2:. Awww naw that is a shame!!!

Example 2
Chick 1: girl I got a date tonight he is cute.

Chick 2: Girl look at you long overdue long long overdue.

Chick 1: what u think I should wear or do about this (drops her pants)??
Chick 2: Damn girl we got work to do you got that Rona Cooch something serious. We best call Hallie, Chrystal , and Ben for this cooch over.
Chick 1: thanks girl every women in the world with the Rona Cooch needs a friend like you.
Chick 2: you bet they do!!!!
by Stick1 February 9, 2022
mugGet the Rona Cooch mug.

cooch loofah

In the same genre as "douche bag." To be used to describe anyone who, figuratively or literally, rubs your bits the wrong way.
Celeste: "Eddie came home drunk again and couldn't perform. What a cooch loofah."
by sauceb0x August 6, 2011
mugGet the cooch loofah mug.

cooch

a coochie, but shortened and more whet.
"my cooch is so wet babe"
"suck my cooch"
by notspanstarslol July 6, 2022
mugGet the cooch mug.

Circular Pooch Cooch

The act of flying a plane in a upwards diagonal then circling around to tighten the "gap" between you and the lead plane
Renard: Genson! pull the plane up in a diagonal fashion then circle around my plane keeping your nose level to my tail! Then close the gap by increasing the thrust to your engine!

Genson: What is this new maneuver?

Renard: We will call it, The Circular Pooch Cooch!
by Ninjaskeelz November 7, 2012
mugGet the Circular Pooch Cooch mug.

cooch cat

A man that is not desperate for pussy, but will do mostly anything for it, like a cat, he has nine lives, and will use all of them just to get one drop of pussy.
Bro idk what to tell you, I’m just a cooch cat
by Snipeola88 August 29, 2022
mugGet the cooch cat mug.

cooch flute

I was banging this chick last night and she had the noisiest cooch flute.or , that chicks cooch flute sounded like bagpipes. She got a gassy cooch flute
by I.b. sparkin July 20, 2018
mugGet the cooch flute mug.

Poopy cooch

Eww don’t ask me to go down on you when your vag smells like dookie. Straight porta potty pants. Keep that poopy cooch away from me
by Tatd_girl March 9, 2024
mugGet the Poopy cooch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email