Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!
or
Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.
or
Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.
by honeyxcream November 16, 2023

by Smelly Minority October 17, 2019

by StacerTG June 13, 2025

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

The act of exerting oneself to the extremes of human ability usually in the form of a physical activity typically for self-indulgence. Often involves excessive use of Lycra and some reptilian movements when water-based activities are involved. Cooch stuff is predominantly used term in some Seaside locations across the World from remote parts of Western Ireland to more populated area's of Eastern Australia.
by P-p-p-p September 19, 2021

When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.
Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.
Prone to yeast infections and crabs.
Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.
Prone to yeast infections and crabs.
by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024
