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Smooch my cooch

Kelly: Smooch my cooch, asshole!

or

Mary: Not to smooch my own cooch, but... I was the best player on my team today.
by honeyxcream November 16, 2023
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Cooch Privilege

Privelage for coochie ; Permission for the contact and intercourse of coochie.
"Please give cooch privileges ma'am."
by Smelly Minority October 17, 2019
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Cooch Catch

When you snatch something and catch it with your Cooch or crotch.
A meatball falls off the table, but doesn’t hit the floor, that’s a cooch catch!!
by StacerTG June 13, 2025
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Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.
Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect
by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020
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Cooch

"Pull it out her butt put it in her cooch"
by TraetheDon March 9, 2021
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Cooch stuff

The act of exerting oneself to the extremes of human ability usually in the form of a physical activity typically for self-indulgence. Often involves excessive use of Lycra and some reptilian movements when water-based activities are involved. Cooch stuff is predominantly used term in some Seaside locations across the World from remote parts of Western Ireland to more populated area's of Eastern Australia.
Hey anyone know where Cormac is?

He's doing cooch stuff.
by P-p-p-p September 19, 2021
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Stanky cooch

When a females private parts are the most rotten, nasty, grimace smelling likely due to excessive use.

Wrinkly, wet, pink, roast beef-like, and fishy are best used to describe the stanky cooch.

Prone to yeast infections and crabs.
“Beth had the smelliest box I’ve ever seeen”.
“Dude she had that stanky cooch!”
by LeightonLaxadives7 June 27, 2024
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